So there’s a future Space Monkey at the seidmanns hut? I bet the seidmann has some funky prophecy about that! You decide what the prophecy is!
So… What does the seidmanns secret prophecy say about the future Space Monkey?
What does the secret prophecy say of the future Space Monkey?
- From future he comes/ To set right the cruel mistake/ That stranded him here (17%, 4 Votes)
- This could be a clone/ He could be evil or good/ Can you trust his tale? (17%, 4 Votes)
- To stop a great war/ Where frost-giants crush cowboys/ He travelled to past (66%, 16 Votes)
Total Voters: 24
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Oh my! There are two Space Monkeys! How can this be? Well, now it’s up to you to suggest why the Space Monkey has traveled back from the future.
You have until Wednesday morning to suggest reasons why the Space Monkey has traveled back from the future!
Your suggestions should be as short as possible, preferably no longer than a sentence! Haikus would be nice..!
Suggest it in the comments here, on Twitter to @spacemonkeyno, or on Space Monkeys Facebook page.
On Wednesday I will pick the best suggestions, sketch them out, and make a poll for you to vote on!
I believe that the Future Space Monkey has returned to bring me back to health by giving me bananas! (Oh joy!!!) He cannot possibly be there for any other reason, can he?
Please people… Please-please-please come up with some better suggestions to shut this monkeys mouth.
I believe future Space Monkey is there to try to correct the error that kept him stranded on that planet in the first place. Of course, there should be more to that story, but I should leave that to others. Suffice it to say that western-style monkey has been wearing cowboy duds for a long time. Just look at his Clint Eastwood demeanor. (Spaghetti Western style would suit him just fine).
I think future Space Monkey has returned to the past so they can get past Space Monkey on a space ship and off the planet, cuz if they don’t, Space Monkey can’t help stop a war between the Viking Cowpeople and the Frost Giants, which wiped out the Viking Cowpeople in the future!!!
Or there’s some bangin’ future bananas to be had.
Banging future bananas! Banging future bananas! Oh, please, let there be banging of future bananas!
I assume, of course, that banging is good and that it leads to me eating them.
Time travel is like killing a baby, no like killing 10,000 babies. It has done nothing but [censored] for Star Trek.
I can only hope it’s unbeknownst to Space Monkey his twin brother, separated at birth, and posing as a future version of his twin brother, for dramatic purposes. He just poses as a future version of Space Monkey.
He says he has been sent back from the future to prevent himself to go bananas over the sacred banana the Seidmann is about to reveal to him. He should not eat it, but accept it as a talisman, to help him in his quest for strange bananas.
Otherwise, I would have gone with the Flu. His version was impossible too, but a lot more fun than stupid time travel.
Oh, my point in an iPad drawing http://flic.kr/p/8qYELY
Sorry, I won’t chicken out on this one. You guys voted for time-travel, so you will get time-travel.
My job is to try and make a decent story out of whatever you vote for. And “Back To The Future” did it, so it’s not impossible. Not to speak of “Shadow out of Time”, perhaps Lovecrafts best story. And “The Time Machine” from H.G.Wells ain’t half-bad either. Just because Star Trek botched it, doesn’t mean it’s not possible to make it into a good yarn.
In that case, I should read Robert Heinlein’s All You Zombies for story advise, because I have no personal experience with traveling back in time, or meeting a future me.
Luckily for me, I have just as much experience with time-travel as I have with being stranded on an alien planet searching for bananas.
Ah, a time-traveller is an orphan, left in an orphanage by his future-self mother, fathered by an even further future-self sex-changed, hermaphrodite father, and urged to do so by an even further future-self time-traveler who offers the poor confused past-self, who has just impregnated a past-self with an even further past-self baby, a job as a time-traveler.
This means all time-travelers are time-paradox bastards, who are their own father and mother.
This would imply the future-self of Space Monkey has to suggest something to current-self Space Monkey that makes perfect sense, but will have dire consequence for him in the future, making future-self Space Monkey look so utterly desperate.
I’d say, future-self Space Monkey tells his past-self to find the lost talisman in the badlands, because it powers the hidden spaceship of the Viking Cowboy tribe. He will have to battle the Injuns, though, and it will take a long, long time. However, without the talisman Space Monkey is marooned on this planet forever.
“Find the talisman that powers the spaceship in the badlands.”
So nobody read the part about just ONE line? Or one haiku?
It depends how you define the word ONE. I say, it’s anything more than zero.
No.
I have come to warn you, If this world is destroyed it could mean the end for bananas EVERYWHERE!!!
NO MORE BANANAS!!!
KAPUT!!!
Beware of Space Bear!
“Trust” A Space Monkey Haiku:
This could be a clone
He could be evil or good
Can you trust his tale?
Jahhdog August/10
Ok then. No time travel. What Rene said.
But I hear Viking cowgirls in bikini are fun.
Time travel has been established. To late to do anything about that. Now come up with something fun for the vote, eh? Pretty please?
I made a haiku!
Future monkey has
the cure for trippy me, thus
gives me banana.
Ummmhhh… No.
To save the girl’s life
He wore her clothes to prove fact
that her future was doomed
The ape came to warn
His future self’s departure
destroyed atmosphere
Love is the reason
for space monkey’s trip through time.
the plight of one’s heart
Viking hordes rampage
Killing raping plillaging
ape cowgirl’s sole help
Very Nice! Top job! But… TOO LATE! damn’it! Too late!
Now, come on DUHH! Coming up with new ideas that work is hard and requires time. You know this, otherwise you wouldn’t be crowd sourcing it.
It wouldn’t surprise me a monkey’s thumb that in time you’ll be crowd sourcing the whole creative process, so you can be lazy, eat bananas all day, and let the readers do the hard work. Meanwhile, you still claim it as your IP, and buy monkey butt loads of bananas from the proceeds of the printed books, while we just get a polite thank-you-and-now-scram!
You, sir, are a true genius!
Why would you not use my wonderful haiku? I dare say bananas are as important to my future self, as they are to my present self. Therefore he must have returned to give me bananas.
Oh, and my creator does not crave bananas, I do. So if he came into fortune I do indeed doubt that he would buy monkey bum loads of bananas. If I came into any money at all, I would buy as many bananas as I could, though.
SpaceMonkey, I would suggest to go on a strike for bananas.
I’d say, stop looking for bananas and eat dirt, lovely delicious dirt.
Mr. Hogg.
I shall never eat dirt. It is too dry and non banana-y for me. Other than that, it is a wonderful suggestion, had I also been a hog.
Hey monkey, got any dirt on your Norwegian creator? I’ve heard he scored some dough on the market selling stuff. I hope it wasn’t too squeaky clean, because I like dirt, lots of dirt, if you catch my drift. Hehehe.
Keep looking for those bananas, whatever you see in those things. Give me a bucket full of dirt, and I’m happy as can be. Yee-ha!
That would be a no.