With a ton of awesome suggestions, I’ve had to pick out three. So now you decide how and why the FrostGiant invasion happened. Or will happened. Or…? This time travel stuff makes my brain hurt. Anyhow… GO VOTE SPACE MONKEY!
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Oh no! It must be the Frost Giants! But how, how, HOW(and why) did they invade the Viking Cowboy planet? Well, that is what I need YOUR suggestion for.
You have until Wednesday morning(Norway time) to suggest how and why the Frost-Giants invaded!
Poll goes up at Wednesday!
OK. Frost Giants were fine by themselves in their planet, when a suspicious scientist is marooned. As fate would have it, his landing, by chance, saves the Frost Giant King’s daughter, so he is favored by the clan. He uses his “clout” to “enslave” the Frost Giants along with his talk of progress. He hears of the Viking planet, and uses a little confusion to rile up the people against it. His technology, advanced, but almost always faulty, was to be used for “space travel”, and other nefarious ends. I should stop here so you fill in the blanks and not be too obvious.
Now, take it away, SpaceMonkey fans!
They came for “our” women.
Or maybe they’re planet is dieing, they came to live in this planet’s polar region, but Future Space Monkey is here to prevent the misunderstanding that led to war between the two groups. It turns out to be a third party that wants to profit from the war regardless of who gets hurt, and they’ll do what they can to stop the Space Monkeys of two time periods and their new friends from bringing peace.
Each encased in huge ice crystals comets the Frost giants fall slowly though the atmosphere. The atmosphere burns off most of the ice and the giants break out of their prisons easily. They came to feast on the seemingly endless supply of RumleBeasts.
Seidmann has told of the Prophecy of the Frozen People…They will eat everything in sight… unless Space Monkey get the Giants to the Icecaps and re-freeze them saving the RumleBeasts from extinction and the rest of the planet.
That or they are missionaries of an ancient Frost Giant religious sect that has comes to teach the ways of their ice worshiping beliefs. They travel from planet to planet making and offering ice, converting the locals to their ways.
This invasion must have something to do with bananas. It simply must!
Maybe the Frost Giants amazing sense of smell, through the vast vacuum of space, smelt the faintest tropical smell of banana’s on Space Monkey’s ship (space monkey has a single banana locked in temporal stasis for banana emergencies.) The very thought of a tropical climate (much less a tropical fruit) sends them into a berserker rage as they spread their ice climate all over the planet…Freezing, everyone on the desert planet, to death.
Future Space Monkey has come back in time to tell Present Space monkey to destroy the banana…DO NOT EAT! the banana… This day will be Space Monkey’ s saddest day ever…
But… But if I ate the banana, the banana smell would go into my belly and not be smellable even for gigantic noses anymore. Also I would have a banana in my tummy, and that would be wonderful.
That is the tragedy… You can’t open up the stasis pod to eat it for you will let the smell out… you will destroy the Viking Cowboy world… You can not eat it it will bring the death of Cowgirl and all of her people… If you do eat the banana the Frost Giants will send the planet into a frosty hibernation. A frozen wasteland of death…
Let me guess, with “they” you mean the pope, Elvis and Batman, don’t you?
(Why do I expect to get a “No” from our Norwegian cartoonist? Right, because he often does.)
Rene, if you mean the Pope of the Frost Giants, Pope Glacier the XIVth, Elvis Icicle the King of Freeze and Thaw, and Frost Giant Batman… Then yes “They” mean the Pope, Elvis and Batman… I see lots of votes for this one already…
So once again it shall not be banana time? Merciful Zeuss! I just need one banana. Or perhaps a couple of dozens.
Pope Glacier the XIVth made me giggle.
Cool Bob! And I mean that in a nice way, not the low temperatures that go with Frost Giants. They are cool in so many ways. The battle is going to be awesome, especially with names for the Frost Giants like you mentioned.
Someone has turned Space Monkey into a banana, using an experimental ray gun. Can’t say I mind. Space Hogg micro comic – Banana Ray