So the Cowgirl can talk. But will the Space Monkey listen with his translator technology, or try to blast her to pieces with his laser gun? That’s for you to decide!
What has the space monkey got up his sleeve?
- A laser gun! (28%, 8 Votes)
- An universal translator? (72%, 21 Votes)
Total Voters: 29
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Make sure she’s evil before you blast her. That’s my motto.
Or would be if I travelled through space meeting women I couldn’t understand. More than usual.
Are not all women evil?
“Two mouths”…. almost symbolic of two choices. Man, this comic is deep.
Universal translator? I do wonder what the horse has to say… but I voted Laser gun, because the monkey is clearly on the edge.
Of course it’s symbolic of the two choices! This comic is very deep, indeed! I mean…
… it’s not like I name the pages in a last minute panic or anything! No, that’s just not the way I do things!
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Ehmm…
I voted laser too, before I read the comment about the universal translator and the horse. Lasers are good, talking horses are good.
Ohhh… ehhmm… I really didn´t think that universal translator thing through….
So… What does a space-horse say, really?
I thought you were more like myself, whose life is one big panic attack, but clearly you think ahead like a world-class chess master. I’m sure you already know how it will end. Probably something on the line of: “It was all a dream.” Or some other clever Deus Ex Machina to get yourself out of a Gordian Knot. This is the modern way of writing stories (see: Lost) and I’m sure you’re totally “with it”.
Yes, of course I know how it all will end. After 7 seasons of Space Monkey it will be revealed that the Space Monkey was searching through time and space for it´s soul-partner, a space-banana, and only when they´ve found each other throughout the multiverse will they be able to pass on to the next plane of existence.
No, wait, that´s wrong! It will be revealed that the Space Monkey was a ghost too, and that´s why it could only talk to Haley Joel Osment!
No, that´s not it… There is no Keyser Soze and it was just Kevin Spacey-Monkey leading everyone on?
Maybe… Space Monkey and Brad Pitt were the same person all along, but then it´s too late and they blow up all the worlds biggest banks!
Or… it wasn´t Space Monkeys mother, it was just him dressing up as his dead mother all along!
Ummmhhh….
Yeah.
you mean space monkey isnt a metaphor for Tom Cruise? and the quest for the banana isnt his hell bent desire to seek the deepest depths of insanity?
The Space Monkey is Tom Cruise, a vampire with a monstrous ego, sireing a young Brad Pitt, while Cruises reckless flying impresses Michael Ironside and Paul Newman who teaches him to hustle at pool.